Writer's Block: Not Even If You Paid Me
I KNOW what it is- I did it- working in a salmon cannery
Being a slimer is the 9th circle of hell without the fun
Filthy, disgusting, smelly, disease-ridden
You ALWAYS smell like fish- you can NEVER get all the scales off you- EVERYTHING stinks- your sense of smell fades, no one wants to hang with you (and talk about a dampener on your sex life!!!) any any little scratch or cut you get- and you get a lot- gets infected and wont heal
Beat that one!